"The great thing about telling somebody they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for."
- Three Stories
Cuddy:"Dr. House! Need you here." House:"No thanks. Lotta sick people. I might catch something."
"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
- Role Model
Foreman:"You assaulted that man!" House:"Fine. I'll never do it again." Foreman:"Yes you will." House:"All the more reason this debate is pointless."
Dr. House:"Mr. Adams, would you step outside for a moment?" Adams :"Why?" Dr. House:"Because you irritate me."
"Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?"
Foreman – "You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis."House – "Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right."
- Daddy's Boy
Wilson – "Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?"House – "They recharge? I just keep buying new phones."
- Failure to Communicate
Weber – "You can't test anything on an abnormal brain."House – "That's so close-minded, He's not ‘abnormal.' He's special."
"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
- House vs. God
"This thing won me second place in the clinic's weekly 'Weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice' contest."
- Finding Judas
"First, 'Hector does go rug' is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? 'Huge ego, sorry.'"
- House Training
"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped?"
- Human Error
Dr. Gregory House é uma pessoa muito educada. Muito literal. Um médico exemplar, de métodos ortodoxos e que segue todas as regras morais e éticas que regem não só nossa sociedade como a medicina moderna.
Quando crescer quero ser que nem ele. Parece que estou no caminho certo.